For a long time I thought that a "my favorite sounds" page was the cheesiest damn thing a web site could boast, aside from a goofy picture of the web site's creator. I've done the former, now it's time to succumb to peer pressure and do the latter. Actually, I know how much I enjoy finding soundbytes on the web so I thought I'd share a few of my favorites — I've culled most of them from other sites and have tried to put them in some semblance of order.
	Swingers
		bearbunny.wav - (381K) Trent (Vince Vaughn) and Sue (Patrick Van Horn) talk up Mike (Jon Favreau) ratedr.wav - (163K) Trent continues to convince Mike to go ask for the digits bigwinner.wav - (117K) Trent asks Mike, "Who's the big winner?" guybehind.wav - (54K) This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy. money.wav - (17K) You're so money and you don't even know it!
	Blade Runner
		brade-runner.wav - (15K) Asian merchant to Deckard (Harrison Ford) time-to-die.wav - (20K) Leon (Brion James) to Deckard
	Raising Arizona
		ra_sand.wav - (166K) H.I. (Nicholas Cage) and his ear-bending cellmate (Sidney Dawson) ra_charity.wav - (68K) H.I. gives Ed (Holly Hunter) advice on charity ra_panty.wav - (26K) A hayseed in a pick-up truck (John O'Donnal) comments on H.I.'s attire ra_job.wav - (39K) Evelle (William Forsythe) ponders H.I.'s employment status ra_work.wav - (149K) Doc Schwartz (Peter Benedek), H.I., Gale (John Goodman) & Evelle discuss careers ra_9mile.wav - (167K) H.I.'s coworker (M. Emmet Walsh) relates his past job experience ra_balloons.wav - (50K) Evelle asks a shopkeeper (Charles Lew Smith) about the shape of his balloons
	Freaked
		milkman.wav - (70K) Ortiz (Keanu Reeves) and the freaks try to escape milkman2.wav - (53K) Elijah C. Skuggs (Randy Quaid) contemplates fighting milkmen children.wav - (89K) Dick Brian (William Sadler) talks about EES' competition
	Star Trek
		depriveoflife.wav - (53K) Khan (Ricardo Montalban) to Kirk (William Shatner) in STAR TREK II perditionsflames.wav - (106K) More of Khan... icyourpoint.wav - (81K) Khan and Kirk trading a few words killson.wav - (78K) Kirk laments in STAR TREK III ohmy.wav - (13K) George Takai on The Howard Stern Show
	Full Metal Jacket
		sister.wav - (38K) One of Sgt. Hartman's (R. Lee Ermey) classic lines. nmbnts.wav - (39K) Yet another! (A great "fatal error" sound!) me_so_horny.wav - (25K) Vietnamese prostitute
	Bruce Campbell
		groovy.wav - (6K) Bruce Campbell's best line in EVIL DEAD 2 shebitch.wav - (17K) A great ARMY OF DARKNESS line
	Darth Vadar
		DVbreath.wav - (26K) A good breath DVfailme.wav - (22K) Don't fail me again! destroy.wav - (30K) Don't make me destroy you!
	Al Pacino
		hooha.wav - (17K) From that sucky movie SCENT OF A WOMAN youfairy.wav - (12K) From GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS
	GoodFellas
		shinebox.wav - (774K) Tommy (Joe Pesci) and Billy Batts (Frank Vincent) verbally spar in GOODFELLAS funnyguy.ram - (312K) Tommy and Henry (Ray Liotta) in Real Audio!
	Other Films
		sugar.wav - (109K) Edmund Exley (Guy Pearce) gets saccharine in L.A. CONFIDENTIAL lecter.wav - (485K) Anthony Hopkins' favorite speech from THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS damnyou.wav - (207K) Taylor (Charleton Heston) in PLANET OF THE APES digit.wav - (7K) Dolemite (Rudy Ray Moore) in the film of the same name moron.wav - (28K) Stork (Douglas Kenney) in ANIMAL HOUSE fishes.wav - (20K) Clemenza (Richard S. Castellano) in THE GODFATHER plantgun.wav - (80K) Sonny (James Caan) discusses the meeting with Sollozzo in THE GODFATHER getdown.wav - (16K) John Kruger (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in ERASER godzilla.wav - (54K) The classic GODZILLA roar knockers.wav - (36K) Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) to Inga (Teri Garr) in YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN offend.wav - (129K) Bruce Lee yeahbaby.wav - (22K) Austin Powers (Mike Myers) in AUSTIN POWERS needinfo.wav - (60K) Dr. Evil (Mike Myers) presents his managerial dilemma animals.wav - (107K) Scott Evil (Seth Green) and his father in AUSTIN POWERS 2 sicilian.wav - (44K) Vizzini (Wallace Shawn) in THE PRINCESS BRIDE ktfo.wav - (22K) Smokey (Chris Tucker in FRIDAY) bullshtn.wav - (45K) Smokey (Chris Tucker in FRIDAY> givafuck.wav - (19K) Smokey (Chris Tucker in FRIDAY) mmmhmm.wav - (35K) Karl Childers (Billy Bob Thorton) in SLING BLADE
	George Costanza
		serenity.wav - (32K) Relieve some stress george.wav - (472K) George's answering machine message
	TV Commercials
		fallen.wav - (37K) The classic "I've fallen and I can't get up!" howdowe.wav - (36K) From "The Psychic Nerds", a crappy cable commercial ididit.wav - (63K) From "The Vanity Quest"
	Various
		teacher.wav - (85K) Adam Sandler talking about Mrs. Brockbrader from my high school youaredead.wav - (15K) You are dead! deathpatrol.wav - (12K) From The Home of Death Patrol, a favorite site where I work. temptest.wav - (48K) The sound brings back memories for me!
	Links
		Howard Stern Sounds South Park Sound Archive WBER Homepage WCBN-FM Ann Arbor 88.3

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